Dear CJ… (You Asked For It)
💌 Brutal Advice. Glittered With Chaos.
At The Chat Show, we’ve unlocked a whole new level of A
gony-Uncle realness. Forget polite columns and sugar-coated nonsense. Our host CJ has ADHD, and is armed with a sense of humour sharper than a stiletto heel on a laminate floor.
Send CJ your problems, dilemmas, and disasters — and in return, he’ll give you… well, the truth. The kind of truth that makes you laugh, wince, and maybe question all your life choices.
😈 Why CJ?
Because CJ doesn’t do:
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✅ Fake sympathy
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✅ Polite half-answers
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✅ “Have you tried mindfulness?” rubbish
He does do:
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💥 Savage honesty
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🤯 ADHD tangents that somehow land on point
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🌈 Rude humour with a sparkle finish
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😂 Punchlines that make you choke on your tea
✍️ How It Works
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You write in. The juicier, the better.
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Will reads it out loud. Probably with raised eyebrows.
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He answers. Brutally. Honestly. Hilariously.
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You get advice. Well… “advice.” Definitely entertainment.
🔥 What You Might Hear
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“Your boyfriend isn’t ‘emotionally unavailable.’ He’s just a wanker who thinks he's better than you. Dump the prick and move on!.”
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“You don’t need crystals to fix your life. You need masturbation, sleep and someone who will help you get off even if they aren't there.”
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“If your boss is that bad, call him a twat to his face, make sure you have witnesses and you'll become a rockstar, don't expect a reference though.”
- "If your wife spends all that time in the bathroom rubbing cream on her tits to make them bigger, tell her to use toilet roll because it's worked on her arse!"
🎭 Why You’ll Love It
Because life is messy, people are ridiculous, and sometimes the only way through it is to laugh at it. CJ doesn’t just tell it like it is — he tells it like everyone else wishes they could.
💌 Ready To Be Roasted?
Send your letters. Spill your drama. Expose your chaos.
Just remember: you asked for it.
✨ The Chat Show: Advice so brutal, it’s brilliant.